A very short story I seem to have written in 2003, unedited.

Dear Mr. Richardson, I offer my resignation, effective Friday, April 27. I am grateful to have had the opportunity to work here, and to learn from you. What I have learned about the business of numbers and anticipation fills my…

A Field Guide to Introverts

Congratulations! You have purchased a Leave Me Be™ Introvert. Please read all of the instructions before trying to operate your Introvert. They are wonderful creatures that will bring years of joy if handled correctly and maintained regularly. Introverts do not…

Advice for writers

This is too charming not to share. It’s from The City of Dreaming Books by Walter Moers and should be read by all of you (but go back and learn about Zamonia first in his other books!). Never write a…